May 2013
fuoco-go:
gendertier:
gendertier:
gendertier:
i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE
WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????
????????
okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg
Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.
Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
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Doctor: I wonder where we are
Leela: You mean you can't control this machine?
Doctor: Of course I can control it! ...9 times out of 10.
Doctor: ...7 times out of ten... 5- lets just have a look outside
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It still hasn't sunk in that I'm actually seeing...
Robert fripping Fripp! In person! Performing!
Fantasy novelist: Alright, time to create my fantasy world. Great thing about this genre is that I can make it anything I want. Could be based on any culture in any place from any time. Could be a mix of places and times, or something newly invented by me. Yup, there is literally nothing out of bounds here.
Fantasy novelist: I'm gonna go with medieval England.
snowllux:
snowllux:
when you search corpses of people you worked hard to kill and they don’t have any money
I FORGOT TO MENTION I’M PLAYING A GAME OMG
scifigamingmom:
If you don’t like Martha Jones, then I’m gonna need you to do something for me.
mskneesocks:
you’re the only one who understands me google
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Doctor: Stay here.
Watson: I think you'd better do as he says this time
Sarah: You're right, I should.
...
Sarah: But I'm not going to! *runs off*
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Beard Guy: So you're a doctor too! Where did you qualify?
Doctor: A place called Gallifrey
Beard Guy: I haven't heard of it. It must be an island?
Doctor: Probably
who-lligan:
coolman229:
Oh my gosh
I just realized
David TENnant
He played the TENth Doctor.
Matt SmELEVENith
He plays the ELEVENth Doctor.
John HURT. HURT is what I’m gonna do to Moffat if he fucks things up.
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
maybe the sun doesn’t want to be called “hot”. maybe it wants to be called “beautiful”. think before you speak
bean-alchemist:
swexan:
libraryshalalala:
50shadesofbellamy:
I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh
And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius...
pizzaforpresident:
fffcuk:
pizzaforpresident:
pizzaforpresident:
IM ON THE PHONE WITH A VITAMIN COMPANY TO FIND OUT WHY THE BOTTLES ARE SO BIG IF THE PILLS ONLY TAKE UP 10% OF THE SPACE INSIDE
IT’S BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO PUT ALL THE INGREDIENTS AND WARNINGS IN BOTH FRENCH AND ENGLISH SO THE BOTTLE HAS TO BE BIG ENOUGH TO SUPPORT A LABEL WITH ALL THAT TEXT
why are you screaming
I’M JUST...
prongsmydeer:
Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.
I do like Clara, but can we pleaaaase have some more of this?
Sorry about the hiatus, everyone! School got...
localmusicfromnewengland:
But since it’s summer, I will be posting more new content regularly! Stay tuned!
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So Yahoo owns Tumblr now
but they’ve promised to run it as an independent business still CEO’d by David Karp and to “not screw it up”
Inspiration, move me brightly
gratuatedelf:
light the song with sense and color, hold away despair More than this I will not ask faced with mysteries dark and vast statements just seem vain at last some rise, some fall, some climb to get to Terrapin